I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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