is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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