so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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