How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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