If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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