It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Randomize
