Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
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pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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