He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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