would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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