I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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