Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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