Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
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