If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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