doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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