Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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