in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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