so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
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I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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