But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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