And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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