he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
organizing the empties. That sober.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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