I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
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Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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