I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
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used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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