i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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