think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize