would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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