She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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