If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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