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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
