I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
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Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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