6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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