I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
We left the knife in your bed.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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