I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
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On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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