gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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