we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
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When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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