Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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