she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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