ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I will be naked everywhere
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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