I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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