The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
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