420 ftw
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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