I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Randomize
