school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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