Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
is this the sara with the beer cane?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I could fuck to npr.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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