It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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