So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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