Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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