My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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