Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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