dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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