do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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