Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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