She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
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It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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