We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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