I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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