I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
